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    ‘Hitman’s Wife’s Bodyguard’ has more misses than hits
    Entertainment, Lifestyle
    ‘Hitman’s Wife’s Bodyguard’ has more misses than hits
    Kellen Quigley kquigley@oleantimesherald.com 
    Jun 24, 2021
    They say if it ain’t broke don’t fix it, but just because something barely succeeds in the first place doesn’t mean you shouldn’t try to improve what ...
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    Time loop of love and laughs is found in ‘Palm Springs’
    Lifestyle
    Time loop of love and laughs is found in ‘Palm Springs’
    Kellen Quigley kquigley@oleantimesherald.com 
    Jul 25, 2020
    There is something inherently special about a sci-fi movie where romance is a key part of the plot, especially if time travel is somehow involved. Whi...
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    Review: Strong perfomances, deft directing highlight ‘Steel Magnolias’
    Lifestyle, Local News, News
    Review: Strong perfomances, deft directing highlight ‘Steel Magnolias’
    Rick Frederick Special to the Olean Times Herald 
    Oct 18, 2019
    CUBA — Mix together one classic play, six seasoned actresses and a veteran director and crew and you’d probably get what you’d expect — a polished and...
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    State & Union: ‘The Simpsons’ roasts upstate, Western NY. Who’s laughing?
    Local News, News, Western New York
    State & Union: ‘The Simpsons’ roasts upstate, Western NY. Who’s laughing?
    Jim Eckstrom jeckstrom@oleantimesherald.com 
    May 01, 2019
    Does anyone watch “The Simpsons” anymore? Apparently, enough in New York state do that their feathers got ruffled when the show’s writers mocked upsta...
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    Review: OCT’s latest production light on academia, heavy on satisfying silliness
    Arts And Entertainment, Local News, News
    Review: OCT’s latest production light on academia, heavy on satisfying silliness
    JAIMESON RILING Special to the Olean Times Herald 
    Apr 25, 2019
    If you want the dry classics, read Homer. If you’re looking for a re-telling of those age-old stories in fast forward, come see “The Iliad, The Odysse...
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    Cold first day of trout season
    News, Outdoors
    Cold first day of trout season
    Apr 02, 2019
    Trout fishermen tried their luck Monday on streams, ponds and lakes throughout New York state for the traditional April 1 trout opener. As is so often...
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    Movie review: ‘Ralph Breaks the Internet’ delivers laughs, heart and memes
    Cattaraugus County, Local News, News
    Movie review: ‘Ralph Breaks the Internet’ delivers laughs, heart and memes
    Kellen Quigley kquigley@oleantimesherald.com 
    Nov 29, 2018
    There’s a tug-o-war happening within my logical mind and emotional heart when it comes to reviewing Disney’s “Ralph Breaks the Internet,” the sequel t...
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    Robertson: Becoming a gentleman
    Outdoors
    Robertson: Becoming a gentleman
    WADE ROBERTSON Special to the Olean Times Herald 
    Aug 21, 2018
    My grandfather and I were sitting comfortably at camp on a bitterly cold January day. We were spending the weekend together, just the two of us. Pop, ...
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    Dutch researchers uncover dirty jokes in Anne Frank’s diary
    Lifestyle
    Dutch researchers uncover dirty jokes in Anne Frank’s diary
    MIKE CORDER, Associated Press 
    May 15, 2018
    AMSTERDAM (AP) — Researchers using digital technology deciphered the writing on two pages of Anne Frank's diary that she had covered over with brown m...
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    Pastors discuss their April Fool’s Day jokes at the Easter pulpit
    Cattaraugus County, Local News, News
    Pastors discuss their April Fool’s Day jokes at the Easter pulpit
    KATE DAY SAGER Olean Times Herald 
    Apr 01, 2018
    Many may not realize that it is the first time since 1956 that Easter Sunday has fallen on April 1, April Fool’s Day. According to the Christian Centu...
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    Area leaders gather to learn, share at Nonprofit Networking Day
    Cattaraugus County, Local News, News
    Area leaders gather to learn, share at Nonprofit Networking Day
    Danielle Gamble/Olean Times Herald 
    Oct 07, 2017
    ST. BONAVENTURE — Despite the sometimes heady language used to describe the capital campaigns and strategic plans of some of the region’s strongest no...
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    Photo Gallery: ‘No Kings’ demonstration in Olean
    Gallery, News
    Photo Gallery: ‘No Kings’ demonstration in Olean
    By JIM ECKSTROM jeckstrom@oleantimesherald.com 
    June 14, 2025
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    400 turn out in Olean for ‘No Kings’ demonstration against Trump
    Local News, News
    400 turn out in Olean for ‘No Kings’ demonstration against Trump
    By JIM ECKSTROM jeckstrom@oleantimesherald.com 
    June 14, 2025
    OLEAN — The first protest Nevin Oliphant took part in was in 1967 in Los Angeles. He was a young teenager protesting the Vietnam War. In 2025 his caus...
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    Cathy Briggs
    Obituaries
    Cathy Briggs
    June 14, 2025
    Cathy Briggs, memorial service OLEAN — A memorial service for Cathy Briggs will be held Thursday (June 19, 2025) at Guenther Funeral Home, 1303 E. Sta...
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    William S. Clemens
    Obituaries
    William S. Clemens
    June 14, 2025
    William S. Clemens ALLEGANY — William S. “Bill” Clemens, 74, of Allegany, passed away Wednesday (June 11, 2025) at Mercy Hospital in Buffalo, surround...
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    John R. Cornwall
    Obituaries
    John R. Cornwall
    June 14, 2025
    John R. Cornwall, loving husband, father and brother FREEDOM — John R. Cornwall, 75, of Freedom, passed away Wednesday (June 11, 2025) at his home, su...
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    Dennis L. Holliday
    Obituaries
    Dennis L. Holliday
    June 14, 2025
    Dennis L. Holliday, loving husband, father and grandfather LIMESTONE — Dennis L. Holliday, of Nichols Run Road, passed away Tuesday (June 10, 2025). D...
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